drarna:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

thehealthywarrior:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

at least they brought pizza

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

sacaswagea:

one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone